WHY ME!
I have a new story for you from the life of "why me"!
The other day we were in the local Wally World shopping and my mom is mentioning to me that she needs a new bra(why I don't know). Cindy points us to the right direction and mom and I stroll to the Undergarment Department. I stand in the middle isle and send mom to the Lacy and Frilly section, where no man wants to travel.
A few moments pass and as I am standing on the edge of the "underwear abyss", I see mom coming my way with that "I am not happy face, I see all to often". She says, "they don't have any in my size", as I look into one of the largest departments in Wally World with every type of skivvies known to man or woman from "thongs" to "granny panties" and every bra from "training" to "push them up to my chin", I wonder how is this possible?
So, knowing my mother and with great reluctance I drudge into "No Man's Land". And as my luck would have it, an attendant is standing right next to the section I have to go to. "Great", I murmur to myself. Now, I ask my mother a question no son should ever have to ask his mother, "what size are you". The attendant snickers. Next because mom did not see the bra in plain site, "they didn't have any". We start digging through the line of packages and the third one in, there it is. Her size! We dig a little further and boom another one.
Now this is bad enough knowing that there are more cameras in this section than the jewelry section. Somewhere there is a picture being snapped of me and in BIG RED LETTERS SAYING,"PERVERT" and it is attached to the photo.
And just when I thought things couldn't get worse, mom says, "you want to see them". And before I could get "NO!", out my mouth, she had the bra out of the box and was dangling the thing like a "fish on a hook". And at that moment the snickering attendant looks into my face and breaks into a full blown "laugh fest".
And you think you have problems!
Submitted By Verne...
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